WTKA Roundtable 7/27/2023: Aliens are Among Us

Things Discussed:

• Four-game suspension for Harbaugh? NCAA doesn’t understand that they can’t operate like it’s 1998 with one team the same week they’re letting a friend off for the biggest scandal since Pony Express.
• The commonality is the NCAA has a sweet spot where it has to be harsh enough that it looks like they’re serious while not being serious enough to affect anybody’s bottom line. Michigan and Tennessee stand out because one was too small and one too big to fit the narrative that the NCAA is actually in charge of anything.
• Who’s going to coach? Seth: Four games, four future coaches on staff, so let’s have tryouts! Other suggestions are to leave the defense alone, have Sherrone coach when he can and Mike Hart take the other game.
• Big Ten Media Days: Don’t care what’s said.
• Ohio State Preview: They might not have an A+ quarterback, Seth will believe Ryan Day and that offense have less than A- when it happens but Brian watched the OSU spring game and it didn’t look A-.
• Best opponent in nonconference? Probably ECU, who reminds us of MTSU a few years back. Bowling Green preview.
• Big Ten Media Days Round 2: Ryan Day wants to deemphasize The Game because he’s 31-2 in the Big Ten, duh. Mel Tucker’s answer to how do you tamp things down was very Bobby Williams. We find nothing weird about Minnesota’s thing; of course PJ Fleck is weird, we know this. Everybody knows coaches are weirdos. When they announced aliens are real all of college football Twitter answered “We know.”